1. |
Christmas Time
02:43
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Summer time is here and that means Christmas time is near
So take some time my dear and rest your heart, rest your heart
Summer time is here and that’s your favourite time of year
So settle down my dear and rest your heart
Christmas time is here again
It’s come ‘round like before
The sound of laughter fills the air
We couldn’t ask for more
So gather round with me and marvel at that Christmas tree
Call your family if you’re apart, if you’re apart
Soon enough you’ll see, this is how our world could be
Just find a place for me inside your heart
Christmas time is here again
It’s come ‘round like before
The sound of laughter fills the air
We couldn’t ask for more
Christmas time is here again
It’s come ‘round like before
The sound of laughter fills the air
We couldn’t ask for more
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2. |
Prowler
01:22
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Wake up
Someone inside the house
Get up
Hear them prowling around
Dildo
The closest thing to your hand
By the window
The figure of a large man
Bring it down on his head and do it again and make sure he’s dead
Oh why can’t you see, it’s how it’s got to be, or he’d do it to me
Lights on
Silence all through the halls
Look down
(gasp)
Think I just killed Santa Clause
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3. |
Ride On
03:13
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Pack your bags and saddle up, baby lets go
It’s time for us to get the road on this show
Don’t need much now, when we’re together we’re fine
Cos you’ve got yours and baby be sure I got mine
You and me babe, we’re gonna ride on, ride on
The love we have, it’s gonna stay strong, stay strong
No matter what, we’ll stay together
And we’ll ride on through all types of weather,
Ride on, Ride on, Ride on
Don’t need money, no cash gonna stop us this time
Don’t need food cos honey you fill up my mind
Don’t need nothing at all and baby I aint fakin’
That big world is for our takin’, on this journey that we’re makin’
You and me babe, we’re gonna ride on, ride on
The love we have, it’s gonna stay strong, stay strong
No matter what, we’ll stay together
And we’ll ride on through all types of weather,
Ride on, Ride on, Ride on
You and me babe, we’re gonna ride on, ride on
The love we have, it’s gonna stay strong, stay strong
No matter what, we’ll stay together
And we’ll ride on through all types of weather,
Ride on, Ride on, Ride on, Ride on
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4. |
Re-Gifting Song
02:32
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I’ve got a lot of useless shit over the years
Kris kringle crap, the kind that brings a man to tears
But then who is there to blame, when ten dollars is the limit
and you don’t know the other person’s name
I got a parrot with a really dirty mouth
The kind my girlfriend said that I could do without
I got a penis water gun, kinda fun
I got this bell (ding) what the hell? (ding)
So give me that shit I’ll pass it on
And before too long it will be back where it belongs
Under your tree, I’m giving you what you gave me
Re-gifting song, Re-gifting song, Re-gifting song
But to be fair sometimes these gifts do have a place
Imbued with secret meaning showing on your face
As you open up the box, spy the carcass of a fox
And only you know what it really means
Then on the other hand some people take the piss
Getting rid of things that they would never miss
Like Grandma’s ancient decoupage
Or any old and dusty, shit from the garage
So give me that shit I’ll pass it on
And before too long it will be back where it belongs
Under your tree, I’m giving you what you gave me
Re-gifting song, Re-gifting song, Re-gifting song
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5. |
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I don’t know much but I know that I love you
I don’t know much but I know that I care
I know you know, its over
I can feel it in the air
Winter’s gone away, the summer sun’s come out to play
and I’m fine, fine, fine
fine, fine, fine
Those old rain clouds have parted
And my heart is open wide
So pack your bags and leave on a night train
Pack your bags and walk out the door
You can run far away, that’s ok ‘cos I don’t need you anymore
I don’t need you anymore
Winter’s gone away, the summer sun’s come out to play
and I’m fine, fine, fine
fine, fine, fine
Those old rain clouds have parted
And my heart is open wide
I don’t know much but I know that I’ll miss you
Despite your cold, cold-hearted rain
But I’ve got a certain feeling
You’ll be coming round again
Winter’s gone away, the summer sun’s come out to play
and I’m fine, fine, fine
fine, fine, fine
Those old rain clouds have parted
And my heart is open wide
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6. |
Handy Christmas Facts
04:39
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Handy Christmas facts.
Christmas a magical time of year
Friends and family exchange gifts wrapped in paper
In the northern hemisphere, it gets quite cold
While in the southern hemisphere, its hot, hot, hot
Christmas is celebrated every single year, on the 25th of December
Everybody knows, everybody knows
It commemorates the birth, the birth of Santa
Set a large fire this Christmas eve to deter robbers
They pose as Santa, breaking in via the chimney
But don’t worry, that fire wont stop Santa
Everybody knows he has a fire retardant suit
Be kind to midgets, be kind to midgets
Be kind to midgets, you never know, they could be elves
I patted a midget once, on top of the head
The very next day I received a Coles/Myer giftcard
Don’t worry if you get a crap present this year
You can re-gift it next year
And rest assured, if you forget who it was from
If they receive it again they will be too embarrassed or polite to say anything
Traditional Christmas dinner in England used to be a pig’s head
Prepared, with a mustard sauce
Mmm pig’s head and mustard sauce
Mmm, piggy piggy yummy yummy
Some people say that the jolly red and white Santa we know
Was created by, the Coca-Cola company
In a campaign to sell more Coke over the festive period
This is absolutely ridiculous
These people are naysayers
These people are going to Hell
These people should go and get an ice cold refreshing Coke
And think about the lies they’re spreading
These people are naysayers
These people are going to Hell
It is said that if you eat a mince pie every day for the 12 days of Christmas
You will get good luck
This may be so, this may be so
But you will also get, a bad case of the squirts
Evergreen Christmas trees are actually edible
Actually edible, actually edible
So before you go and throw yours out why not make a giant Christmas tree salad
Rich in vitamin C and plenty of, plenty of roughage, roughage.
In America, spoilt left-overs are responsible for 400,000 cases
Of post-Christmas illness
But who cares, they’re all fat and arrogant anyway
Fat and arrogant, fat and arrogant anyway
3000 tons, 3000 tons of foil, are used to wrap turkeys annually
if you chew on foil and have a filling, it feels weird
it feels weird, foil + filling = weird
Kris Kringle lives in the north pole, Alaska
He delivers pizzas for a living and drives a 1984 Ford Tempo
1984 Ford Tempo, 1984 Ford Tempo
your lights are on
Handy Christmas facts, handy Christmas facts
Handy Christmas facts.
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7. |
Those Three Words
03:16
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There’s one thing that I have got to say
And its been weighing me down since Christmas day
I know all of this is kinda new
And its hard for me to tell, if you’re feeling it too
Would you want to, to say what you want to
To stay close
Would you want to, to say what you want to
Now I don’t care about your friends or your money
I just want you to know, I’m here for your heart
Now I don’t care about the other things honey
Say what you will, say what you won’t
Ill be there, inside
Would you want to, to say what you want to
To stay close
Would you want to, to say what you want to
Now I feel it every day, but I find it hard to say
Those three words, those three words
So I took them from my head, and I wrote a song that said
I love, you-
Would you want to, to say what you want to
To stay close
Would you want to, to say what you want to
Just hold on to me, just hold on
And I’ll hold on to you, I’ll hold on
Would you want to, to say what you want to
To stay close
Would you want to, to say what you want to
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8. |
Last Minute Shopping
03:08
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I’d left it all too late, only two more days till Christmas
Now I’m doing what I hate, and I don’t know where my list is
I wrote it in the car, scribbled it on something
I didn’t get too far, no I couldn’t think of one thing
The same thing happened last year, and it’s Groundhog Day again
Last minute Christmas shopping, and it’s got me round the bend
Now it’s going down the shitter, now it’s going down the drain
Shoulda done this shop in winter, ‘cos it’s driving me insane
There’s no time, no time
There’s no time, there’s no time
Is this the one they asked about?
Should this long thread be hanging out?
And tell me, does it come in packs of three?
Are the batteries included? Does it need to be diluted?
Can I use two credit cards? Tell me, are all your staff retards?
She wants the one that I want, it’s the last one in the store
I know she wants to take it, from my cold dead hands you whore
I think I need a lawyer; I trampled someone in the mud
Could be Christmas paranoia, but I’ve got the taste for blood
There’s no time, no time
There’s no time, there’s no time
So take some good advice from me, and do your Christmas shop early
And maybe, you’ll escape without a scratch
But if I ever see you here, around this time of year
Only one thing I can say, and that is “watch your back my dear”
There’s no time, no time
There’s no time, there’s no time
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9. |
A Song For Two
03:05
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You’ve got yours and I’ve got mine
These two hearts will stand the test of time
Time
Ive got yours and you’ve got mine
These two hearts have grown and intertwined
Intertwined
Calling out across the city skyline, bats in flight
Welcome in the night
Shake away that winter air
Feel the summer breeze upon your hair
I’ll take you there
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh-
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh-
We’ll remember nights like these
Reminisce of overseas
In the fading lights
Balmy summer nights
I’ll pull up the only sheets, you’ll be sweating underneath
Dreaming deep, in that restless sleep
Falling out, fragments of a thought I’d had before
Creep in through the door
Cant make out a word you say
Something about ducks and Christmas day
You’re far away
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh-
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh-
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh-
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh-
So take my word that I’ll be here
To shelter you and hold you near
All throughout the night
Until the morning light
And in the world of metaphor
If I could ask for nothing more
Our world would be a song for two
And I would sing it, with you
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