“Christmas makes me feel like getting sexy & on Christmas eve there is only one thing I want to wear around my lady & that’s something real special…a suit I got for my birthday, you know what I mean…aww yeah…cos nothin’, I said nothin’ says sexy…like a onesie.”

Baby, when I’m feeling sexy
I want to slip into something more comfortable
Let me tell you now, Baby, when just nothing else will do
I want to expose myself to you, uh huh

I’m gonna slip on my Onesie
Slip on my onesie
I’m gonna zip it on up, ooh
I’m gonna zip it down (I’m gonna zip it down)
And when I got on my onesie
I’m gonna rub it all over you
But baby be careful (baby be careful)
There’s a chance you’ll get an electric shock from my cock
Oooh

‘cos baby when Im walking up and down on the carpet in my onesie feet
I get charged up, ooh-ooh
And my bits become electrified, yeah
But baby this don’t have to spell defeat
Just stand on a plastic box and you’ll be safe
While all your pubic hair goes straight, in the air

for my onesie
Let’s hear it for my onesie
I’m gonna zip it on up, oh
I’m gonna zip it down (I’m gonna zip it down)
And when I got on my onesie
I’m gonna rub it all over you
But baby be careful (baby be careful)
There’s a chance you’ll get an electric shock from my cock
Oooh

[Spoken word bit]
Now baby, I know that some people may think that a man free-balling in a one-piece children’s suit of coloured fleecey fabric is … kinda creepy.
But baby, I think we all know that what they really mean is kinda sexy.
They call it a drop-seat bum flap for easy toilet breaks.
I call it the easy-access fuzzy door to sexytimes, oh yeah.
And I know that it may not seem manly to be lounging around in oversized baby clothes, but honey it takes balls to wear one of these babies, and I know you would agree that balls are definitely manly.
This year, baby your Christmas present is gonna be wrapped in a cotton/polyester blend covering of onesie goodness.
And when you open that present, I guarantee you won’t be disappointed

Baby I know it must seem strange, but I promise this to you
I’m not some kind of deviant that wants to smother you in poo
Baby I know we’re moving fast, and it all seems really new
But there’s just one thing I’ve got to say to you….

Ive got two, one for me & one-sie for you
We can do it like other onesie couples do
Insulated in a fleecey double do
I’ve got two, one for me and onesie for you
Gone are the days of bed time undies
Baby get on down & slip on, slip on your
Onesie, slip on your onesie
Gonna zip it on up oh
Gonna zip it down
When I got on my onesie, I’m gonna rub it all over you
But baby be careful, there’s a chance you’ll get an electric shock from my cock
Oooh

‘cos baby when Im walking up and down on the carpet in my onesie feet
I get charged up, ooh-ooh
And my bits become electrified, yeah
But baby this don’t have to spell defeat
Just stand on a plastic box and you’ll be safe
While all your pubic hair goes
straight, in the air
For my onesie
Let’s hear it for my onesie
I’m gonna zip it on up, oh
I’m gonna zip it down (I’m gonna zip it down)
And when I got on my onesie
I’m gonna rub it all over you
But baby be careful (baby be careful)
There’s a chance you’ll get an electric shock from my cock