Underneath that Christmas tree, you’ve got a little present for me
You’re in love, love, with what you’ve got
But when I open my present it’s filled with socks &
Jocks, jocks, socks & jocks
Is this really all you got?
I got noth-noth-nothing more than a pair of panties and a sock for my draw
Socks, socks, socks & jocks
Is this really all you got?
I got noth-noth-nothing more than a pair of panties and a sock for my draw
Well excuse me, but can we get a little equality?
I got you jewellery, oh honey bunny what the hell do you think you’re doing to me?
Was there some kind of monetary limit that you didn’t inform me of?
I saw these sock at safeway for 5.99, this shit is starting to piss me off
You better have another present hidden round here
Mmm if you don’t babe
I’ll be packing my bags & leaving you by New Years
I’ll be leaving you, leaving you…
Socks, socks, socks & jocks
Is this really all you got?
I got noth-noth-nothing more than a pair of panties and a sock for my draw
Socks, socks, socks & jocks
Is this really all you got?
I got noth-noth-nothing more than a pair of panties and a sock for my draw
Socks, socks, socks & jocks
Socks, socks, socks & jocks, is this really all I got?
